walking poops

The result of having to poop so bad, that you don't make it to the restroom in time, and start pooping while you walk. (see also walking farts)

"Poor Grandma got the walking poops at the Wal-Mart last night. She left little poo tracks all the way to the restroom."

by Haywood Jalissen August 21, 2011

poops

The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.

"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."

by Billy Trujillo November 5, 2003

PoopShoot

1. tunnel used to extricate food wastes, one direction - out.

2. same tunnel as above only used in other direction by cock, finger, or fist on special occassions. Primarily used during consenting anal sex - but consent is not required.

1. Fran: "Hey Larry, you can clean the toliet before the guests get here, your poopshoot all over the bowl, you filthy fuckhead."

2. Bill: "I was surprised your wife took it up the poopshoot."
Larry: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Because she seems like such a bitch.

by urbanguest January 19, 2006

poopsex

The depositing of a diarheaic turd into a womans vagina, and subsequent act of sexing her OR the process of shaping a shit into a dilldoe shape, drying it and using it for the same purpose.

Chester performed poopsex on Little Sally when she needed to be punished.

by Tom Warwick October 24, 2007

Grandfather Poops

The hot, uncontrollable poops you have the day after a long night of drinking.

That large consumption of Jack Daniels last night gave me the grandfather poops. It's hard for me to sit down after that one.

by ggntjs September 10, 2009

oopsie poopsie

an exclamation made by legendary people when they realise that they have made a mistake. making a genuine mistake is a rare occasion for sayers of oopsie poopsie, therefore it is often used by these people sarcastically because they are hilarious. synonyms include mistake and gosh darn.

teacher: come here, katherine.
katherine: ok mom.

(blushes)

i mean, miss.
frank: lolllll katherine just made a big phat oopsie poopsie..

by nonamesarefree January 30, 2019

poopsack

a sack, that will retain your feces until you have access to a toilet

derived from: slid into first base, after having water splashed on his hind parts, he eventually got sand on his that resembled the essence of poop (has no relation to actual definition)

One day I was on the beach and I had no where to go to the bathroon, so i utlized my poopsack, until i had a toilet to shit in.

by Mike+Mike+Steve+Ryan October 3, 2004