Poggermehoffin

Its not quite a vulture, and its not quite a bookshelf...but its something in between.

This Tea Party is wonderful, Mr. Hatter. Theres not a poggermehoffin in sight.

by Mr. Hatter June 13, 2011

Poggemann

Poggemann is a Description for a sexy ass sex god , that got a rather small dick though (their bootys are solid and tasty in the summer and winter). They are found most commonly around supermarkets wearing skinny jeans and buying energy drinks. Their faces contain 2 (sometimes 4) paris of eyes, a nose filled with unicorn dust and a chin, thats able to kick any enemy into oblivion.

A:"Hey have you seen that poggemann at the new walmart?"
B:"Yeah, i thought about taking him home with me and take a bite of his nice ass but he refused because its still spring :/"

by Ressa07 January 24, 2017

Piogee

A man with a very small penis

My friends make fun of me because of my piogee while they have large chodes.

by Penisfucka December 8, 2019

Pogternet

When your internet is good enough to pog.

Friend: "Yo, how are you able to download princess zelda nsfw so fast?"
You: "It's because I got pogternet"

by butt458384 May 2, 2020

Poggers

When he’s in her bed but your in her twitch chat. Or when you’ve got her keys and he’s just a door mat

Wilbur: Your in her bed but i’m in her twitch chat.
You: Poggers dude!!

by motherfucker. September 7, 2020

Poggers

When your mom searches your room but doesn't find the poop sock

Mom: are you sure there's nothing else in here?
You: I'm Suree
*Mom leaves*
You: POGGERS!

by Parksmith September 25, 2020

Pogger hole

Pogger hole is a short term meaning when you have sex with a girl's urethra instead of her vagina

Chad-"Damn bro, I had the best time last night, we went all the way."
Gay fag-"Oh cool sis, did you stick it in her pogger hole?"
Chad-"Yeah, I know she's 85 but she said it felt like having a catheter stuck in her, it was fucking great."

by Sashimi garbage September 29, 2020