Polidicking

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.

He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.

by DandA August 10, 2012

plaid

Stanley's magical shirt.

Stanley's wearing a plaid.

by blacks_jack March 24, 2004

Poid

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

Vagina, but an awesome name for it.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "What are the specials?"

Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."

Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"

by Seannifer Gray December 14, 2003

Ploiesti soccer

Ploieşti is home to the Oil & Gas University, Ploieşti Philharmonic Orchestra—one of the top-rated philharmonic orchestras in Romania and two prestigious football clubs in Liga 1, Astra and Petrolul, teams who made inside games and now the'r looosin'.

Coach: Give it all u got!
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.

by robynet55 April 27, 2011

Plaid Shorts

What people wear when they go to picnics.

"Hey, they're wearing plaid shorts. They must be going to a picnic."

by freewilly/fathands June 21, 2008

polidicks

The unfair promotion of males in the workplace; a form of nepotism by males, whereby males in power promote unqualified members of their sex and/or race to key positions, many times without posting the position to even allow equal opportunity to qualified employees to bid for the position. May also mean abusing power to keep women and minorities in lower positions than their male cronies; brown-nosing.

The recent assignment of Harry to the director's position by the vice president of the company was a great example of 'polidicks' in action.

by Elaine Abinleko August 1, 2007

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003