Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.
Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
by mellowtico March 31, 2009
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river plate

"Club Atletico River Plate".Is the most succesful argentine team of the 20th century.It has achieved a record of 33 championships(2008).It´s the only team in argentina´s professional football era who had won three leagues in a road, three times.It has always helped the national team by givin up players of high excelence such as gallardo, ortega, aimar, crespo, sorin, burgos, among others.
river plate
by nestor14 February 06, 2009
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piss on a plate

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.
by T-Biz July 20, 2006
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Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
by Ricksen June 06, 2009
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Spaghetti Plate

In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.
"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"
by NeerDoWell53 August 08, 2019
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Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.
Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.
by Ryunoku July 16, 2023
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