Pitifuck

(adj.) The state of being so pitiful, others feel a need to fuck you.

"John told me how his dog had just died, he was so pitifuck that I just had to go home with him.

by SockGoblin August 28, 2013

pithium

an element essential to a person's sense of humour

My friend Dave Letterman was diagnosed with a low pithium count. we wish him a speedy recovery and may his jokes improve

by markokenya November 3, 2014

Pizzist

One who is discriminatory about their hatred of certain pizza toppings, or people who like said certain pizza toppings

I get Jane doesn't like black olives on her pizza... but there's no reason to get so pizzist about it!

by Numbuh214 January 25, 2017

Pitcikarta

A sandwich with grilled cheese and sausages inside

Mum can i have a Pitcikarta

by cacjbwjcbwejc March 7, 2017

Pittie

A variation for the word pit bike

I wanna take the middy out for a ride on the pittie

by Yurmomgey June 11, 2018

Pitti

A very tough person but also has very soft sides. He likes it when other people talk about him, doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad. He is very smart and knows how to lead and control other people. It’s not very hard for Pitti to fit in because he endears himself to everybody.

What do you want to do, Pitti?
Pitti! Want to join us?

by britianlover January 9, 2019

Pitzu

Pitzu is the type of guy who wants to raid Area 51 but he is too afraid so he is just watching from a mountain nearby with a pair of binoculars from the 1970's

Jones is such a Pitzu

by Julemanden95 September 4, 2019