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photoshop

software app that "real" designers use...
"haha that stupid shit learnt how to use photoshop but he still has no conception of what pantone reflex blue is! some designer!"
by teevee June 9, 2003
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Photoshop

A shop that sells impromptu photos of other people
Customer: Hello , can I please have a solid gold malteaser
Shop Worker: This is a photoshop sir
by Vexets April 21, 2007
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Photoslap

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!
"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"
by Joseph Smitha November 10, 2008
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Photoshitting

This is when someone sends you an unbelievable picture and you simply can't believe it. (Usually it is fake) Used photoshop to change it. This is referred to as 'photoshitting' someone.
Dude. No way that that is your girlfriend! You must be photoshitting me!
by KB1234 February 18, 2009
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Photoninja

A synonym for a Photobomber.
One might refer to the Photoninja as a more well refined version of your typical Photobomber.
Sometimes you don't notice the Photoninja until it's way too late...and if you look closely at the picture, there might be more them very well hidden.
Plus Ninjas are cool - numerous websites have verified that!
Biff: Hey, how that person get into my picture? I've never noticed that before!
Kipper: It's a "Photoninja". No one ever sees them come and go until it's too late
Biff: Wow, that's like photoshopping someone into the pic, but for real. Sweeeeet!
by Albert H October 16, 2008
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Photoshop

Photoshop is one of the worlds most wonderful tools created for photo editing.

Originaly created by John and Thomas Knoll in order to to take a Fing ugly (Fugly) women or biatch and make her modelesk. Also used to take a stick or twig man and make them look buff or ripped.

Became increasingly popular among young women who favor the expand tool to enlarge their breasts(does not always work very well) look up Epic photoshop fail on google and exhibit a should be there.
Photoshop has evolved and many different versions have emerged (CS1, CS2, CS3....ect.) with each new version emerges a new way to turn fuglys into fuckables and twigs into bigs.... *Sigh*
Girl: Look! Kristina I can make myself go up a cupsize in Photoshop!

Boy: This girls boobs are not as big as her pictures make them look.....

Boy: I can just add some abbs into my pics to get the ladies... *wink wink*

Girl: This twig so does not have abbs... UGH *Sigh*
by MasterofMS February 3, 2012
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Photoship

Mashup of "Photoshop" and "shipping"
To Photoshop yourself or another into a photo with a celebrity to create a couple's photo
Josh: Jen's Photoshipping abilities are getting a lot better.
Kiki: I know! Did you see the picture she made of Liam kissing her?
Josh: I ship it.
by KikiMichellexo August 29, 2013
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