lozuh peents

a loser who has peed in there pants.

Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

peefer

Joystick or penial shaft used to jack-off.

Mr. Peefer had his joystick removed so he is peefer-less.

by katee March 12, 2004

Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006

Peeties

A slang term for someone with post traumatic stress disorder

Poor guy, I think he has peeties.

by PRIZE_IDIOT November 13, 2019

Peef

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

“Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”

by pablolore1 September 1, 2020

sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie

What you should say when you want a sweetie treatie!

Erin: Hey Sissy La-la!

Kristen: I'm hungry.

Erin: Well, go ask mom for a sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie!

Kristen: Great idea! Thanks poopy woopy!

by Sisy La-La October 25, 2009

peentardy

1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis

1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy

by Ivory Fox January 6, 2006