Ass Pasta

When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.

We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.

by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015

Penis Pasta

A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.

Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.

by Lemon August 5, 2004

Asta la pasta

1) Silly slang for saying goodbye.

2) Spanish for "Until the pasta"

3) The long lost art of saying goodbye to enriched wheat products.

After I caught my ex-boyfriend Stan surfing child porn it was asta la pasta baby!

by zoloftzantac July 19, 2006

parskahye

tightest armenians

he's parskahye

by bro October 31, 2003

partai

A.K.A as partay or party, is a social gathering of a group of people with the purpose of having fun.

" I am going to partai with freinds tonight, wanna come, bitch!?!"

by Aydin Salek March 25, 2008

Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

by sskra September 8, 2009

Pastabation

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010