Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 12, 2014

Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010

apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.

"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"

by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush May 15, 2012