PROTECTO

The wax ass gasket that is used to cover the toilet seat for sanitary reasons.

He's a faggadocious, I bet he uses 5 protectos on his own toilet when he takes a shit.

by Picadez December 6, 2006

sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.

while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.

by mykey224 September 19, 2009

Protection

A man that trolls non-stop and speaks out his mind to anyone. Simply saying "Fuck you" to anyone he hates and shitting wherever and whoever he wants to shit on.

1. "Yo man that fucking troll is a Protection."

2. "He went all Protection on those forums."

3. "I like him because hes a Protection."

by Iamapiboss August 3, 2010

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

war protester

One who believes that the purpose of a Republic is to question every word the government says. Also, they tend to believe that we killed millions of Iraqis even though we killed less then 100,000. They say this is wrong even though that number x10 would have been killed within the next 7 years by Saddam if he would have been left in power.

Wow, that highly intelligent war protestor decided to block traffic during rush hour instead of writing a letter or getting a petition together to send to his/her congressman!

by Elitist February 2, 2004

protection

the act of stopping cruise ships from exploiting marine natural resources

The USFG should substantially increase the protection of marine natural resources by regulating cruise ship dumping.

by Ching Chong Teriyaki Sauce March 10, 2004