prison bitch

To become a prison bitch this is what you do:
1. Act afraid and submissive
2. Stare at people
3. Talk about how much you like cock
4. Pick fights and lose... badly
5. Tattle

Seth became a prison bitch after he was arrested for raping comatose patients.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009

Prison mike

Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.

Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!

Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?

Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...

by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020

prison break party bust

When a party is busted and the underage drinkers running away resembles a prison break.
May include people climbing out windows and jumping off roofs.

guy1:hey bro, i heard shit got crazy last night.

guy2:yea man, when the cops showed up is was prison break party bust with people everywhere.

by theboss100million March 6, 2009

prison eyes

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

by joshua edison December 30, 2010

prison backpack

A place in which one can store many useful items such as: a shiv, drugs, a file, keys, a gold watch (like Butch's father). The term seems comes from trying to smuggle contraband into prison.

"Quick Bob, the cop is walking up to the window. Hide the shit."

"I don't have anywhere to hide it!"

"Use your prison backpack."

by walker_flocker September 17, 2016

Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison

Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.

by Orchamedes December 21, 2017