Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

Prime Time

A small flavored cigar, commonly found in gas stations in packs or singles. Yummy.

"Dude, i picked up these PT's at the gas station today, but i've never had em."
"good pick man, gimme all the raspberry ones."

by tamaradical April 27, 2005

Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

Prime Minista

Another name for the artist Sir Mix A Lot. He has written such songs as I like Big Butts, Great Big Johnson, and Bump It Down. The last two are more uncommon as they were not released to the public except through a leak in a record company. The last two songs also refer to CB radio and CB lingo. Prime Minista is Sir Mix A Lots CB handle and he is usually on channel 6 or the "superbowl" of CB radio channels.

Prime Minista walked all over me yesterday on the Superbowl.

by {N.I.B.}21stPanzer September 13, 2007

Molestimus Prime

(noun)

Leader of the Molesticons. Sworn enemy of ChrisHansenTron.

See collegehumor.com/picture:1925552

Holy sh*t that's not a Free Candy Van, its Molestimus Prime!

by Chester el Molester December 2, 2009

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw January 11, 2008

Prime Choice

1. Something that is really above the normal, or something that is really cool
2. Something that would be considered "key" or fits in perfectly with the situation

"Hey, did you get those 40's?"
"Yeah dude, they were buy one get one"
"Prime choice dude!"

by philosophy April 3, 2008