Pooplette

A tiny chunk of poo that floats in the toilet regardless of how many times you flush the toilet...

Dude....Laurel flushed and flushed but there was one little pooplette that would just not go down...

by Jakaykay April 28, 2009

Poodlebur

A hairy animal that listens to metal music and has a passion for wild red-haired panaburs. They are nearly extinct, with the only one known to be living in lanham, md. They love chemistry and the color yellow. Also, if you play the song stand by me or show them clever cartoons of rubiks cubes, they will get very sentimental. They have incredible jumping skills and originate from india/delaware.

Look, there is the last wild poodlebur! Dont scare it away!

by Panabur February 7, 2010

poopler pipeline

a series of long shaft-like tubes used for the sensual transfer of internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output between one lover to another.

Stan: hey joe you got a package today.

Joe: really!? hey its my poopler pipeline!

Stan: REALLY!!!!!! do you want to poopler!!!!!

Joe: HELL YEA MY CHALKEY!!!

by the wood1 March 31, 2011

pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.

"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"

by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012

Poogle

The act of googling and having a poo simultaneously to derive an answer to a poopy thought.

Person 1: Hi honey is the video store still open?
Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.

by Nate Eats September 29, 2014

pootemplate

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.

"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"

by poothinker January 26, 2015

pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

by Pooghost March 21, 2017