Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.

"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."

by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020

Platypooster

a funny and mutch more easy-to-spell way to say platypus.
pronounced: pla-tuh-poo-str

"hey look! it's a platypooster!"

by someone, somwhere September 29, 2020

platypusi

Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".

Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day

by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020

Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI

Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today

by Babyssscar December 8, 2020

Platypussy

When you’re in the middle of f*cking some good pussy and your girlfriend walks in so you make them f*ck together and cum over it when they do

“What were you up to last night bro”

“Did a platypussy with my girl”

“Aw sick bro”

by 2 millimetre defeater May 3, 2021

platypup

A baby platypus.

A mother platypus leaves her platypup in the borrow while she hunts for food

by Fishbulbasaur September 27, 2021