This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
Get the Philipmug. A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.
That Kid is a Philip.
by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023
Get the Philipmug. by Gryllux December 12, 2016
Get the karl philipmug. by Nickonaut March 26, 2022
Get the Philipmug. A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry
by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020
Get the Jonathon Philipsmug. A hypocrite with sociopathic tendencies, typically willing to pretend that they might care about you up until you are no longer worth their time. If you don't offer anything that they want, they will ignore you for months, only speaking to you if required by some random coincidence.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Whenever in a group or just talking about themselves to another person, they can't stop bragging about themselves and their measly accomplishments in their simple life, easily noticeable by them radiating their own through-the-roof ego that would annoy anyone in a 5 kilometer radius. They can't stop talking about themselves and their below-mediocre accomplishments. These people think they're on top of the world and/ or the main character of life.
When in an argument, they have the defensive capability to always play the victim card, completely manipulating you by sounding like they're the one making compromises and are "willing to accept your apology" only by you admitting they're right as if they're offering salvation in its purest form. They think they're never in the wrong and are willing to prove their point so stubbornly up until it's hilarious to watch them try and do it.
These motherfuckers are genuinely one of the most insufferable and unbearable people to be around. Typically stubborn and refusing to learn anything new, they think that they've grasped the entirety of the world's knowledge refusing to expand their knowledge on any subject.
Philip was out with friends yesterday without telling us once again.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
Oh, again. That's really nice of him to not tell us. I guess he considers un no longer worthy to be with him and stand in his almighty grace. I wonder what they talked about.
He was probably bragging about being able to eat lemons without making a funny face.
by Аnоnуmous November 21, 2021
Get the Philipmug. by badgerbud604 June 17, 2018
Get the philip lifestylemug.