Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

by Gribble October 26, 2018

Pencil Drumming

The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.

Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.

by Zero Legends December 24, 2009

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016

pencil juice

Slang for cum, especially that from a small penis.

Ralph said he was going into the office to study, but came back with pencil juice all over his hands.

by swip. September 1, 2008

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close

dude look i can pencil dick jack

by bobo11232 June 26, 2009

pencil hop

Attempt to physically assault and damage a rivalry. (2) An act of wielding the closest weapon or heat.

"Yo why u had to side walk me homes?? Now i gotta pencil-hop ya ass." (2)Yo clown! We 'bout to drive-by. Be down to pencil hop. "word"

by i-ca$h, RK July 1, 2006

pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.

Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!

by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005