by Bls96 August 04, 2019
When your favorite restaurant is found out to be owned by your friendly neighborhood child molester.
by SpreadThemCheeks May 20, 2017
A combination of the terms "Pedophile" and "cream pie". No further clarification should be necessary.
"Timmy, would you please show the court on this doll where Mr. Goldstein touched you."
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
Timmy: *Points to doll's asshole*
Timmy's Father: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO-PIED MY 5 YEAR OLD SON!!! YOU'RE GONNA FRY!"
by Lavadog84 December 13, 2018
An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.
by Pedoman February 17, 2019
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.
Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)
So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.
by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009