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Alison Taylor Peacock

Alison its 2am and i thought of you.. not like i never do.. its boring tumbling all alone now.. as i scroll down my tumblr i see how it used to look like and how it looks like now, before there was even a picture with me smiling, did u kno thts the only picture i have with me and an actual smile? guess who took that picture? guess who caused that smile?<3 i miss you so much and i dont think this counts as a definition for urban dictionary but who cares.. when i hug u in the hallways for those 2 min i see you, i try to cherish it.. i wish tht u could be in my arms forever.. i wish that i could tell u everything i feel, even if i sat at this computer and typed for hours i wouldnt be able to splurge out all my feelings for u on here.. i cant get over you and i hate pretending that idc or that i AM getting over you.. but yea i tried moving on.. but hey what a suprise no1 likes me.. i guess i cant do "so much better than this" huh alison.. i cant do shit.. this just turned to a tornado of my feelings.. im srry. ill try to get happy lol, well as i face and accept my eternal loneliness just dont forget me alison, i will always love you, i dont wanna be a lost memory but a cherished one.. well heres ur 3 page letter.. i feel like sucha pussy when i tear up.. guess i am one. lol, jrfiilfremdc, with love, Squirtle.
Alison taylor peacock is fucking the most amazing girl in the world, and she only deserves the best of the best.
by alejandrosquirtle September 1, 2011
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padonga

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.
by Dano Pils February 25, 2004
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Peabody

A person with an incredibly small head who normally leads a life thinking they are the most popular person on the planet when their not.
A typical Peabody could be seen driving a BMW M3, probably their dads or something daddy brought them. As they normally have a small frame also their heads are just about visible over the steering wheel (unless using a booster seat).
Normally have loud music blearing out, window down thinking they are really cool.

When a Peabody is seen the typical response from members of the public should be a Peabody screech.
To perform a Peabody screech you need to take a deep breath and shout out loud and in a ridiculous high-pitched voice "Peeeeeeaabooooddddyyyeeee" this should normally last approximately two to three seconds to allow the driver time to hear the chant over the music while they drive past.
Hey Jarv, look at that Peabody (Peeeeeeaabooooodddyyyyeee) in the BMW, what a cock!

No way look behind at that Peabody in the car behind lol.
by Edmunger November 1, 2020
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West Peabody

Great area to live in. Close to everything: Rts. 1/128/95 a few minutes away. Malls, restaurants and everything else you could possibly want is all close by as well. Commute to Boston is about 20 minutes.

It borders Lynnfield and its property taxes are reasonable. Pretty much, it's the perfect place to live.

Pay no attention to the fool that wrote "Most of the people that live there are rich and snobby and like to flaunt their money". This is not true.

I've talked to many people that have lived there from day one (30 or 40 years) and they are the nicest people.

I grew up in Lynn and worked hard to make a living which allowed me to buy a house in West Peabody. These days, a lot of people buying houses in West Peabody are from Revere, Lynn, East Boston or other areas outside of Peabody.
Poor Girl from Lynn: I'm jealous and wish I could live in West Peabody.

West Peabody resident: What a great place to live!
by Lobster Roll October 23, 2006
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Asian Peacock

No, not a bird for you flaky bird lovers...this is for any of you with friends who love to pass out at parties...and they're impossible to wake up...have fun with this one.

The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.

From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves an "Asian Peacock" - named after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.

Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America once again...in as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms overnight.
10 minutes after Jonny passed out, there was a sighting of the rare Asian Peacock.
by Renslips September 26, 2008
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Peacock Bass

Popluar game fish native to south america, introduced to miami's canal and lake drainage symstems in 1984. Sheer power, drag stripping runs, professional acrobatics.
That fish almost felt like a peacock bass!!

What a nice pea bro!
by Josefinita July 24, 2009
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Paedobearfish

A strange animal that can molest children on the land and in the sea. Also used as an insult.
I was taking a walk along the beach one day when a god damn fucking Paedobearfish began to rape me, I tried to run into the sea so it couldn't get me. Unfortunately it raped me in the sea aswell.
by Ginger J-Ren November 8, 2010
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