I was ophanized at the age of 4
All the greatest superheroes were orphanized, like Batman and Superman
All the greatest superheroes were orphanized, like Batman and Superman
by KNG-H0B0 July 4, 2022

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan
by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

by FrogFried July 20, 2021

by Lord_superius69 May 13, 2022

by Hardrum April 2, 2022

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016
