TECHNOBLADE IS GOD TECHNOBLADE SHIT MAN YESSS I LIKE YO STAB ORPHAN HEHE you can fucking say this any fucking time and nobody ducking will fucking care for fucks sake
by Axolotl0lp0 October 30, 2021

A person that is an absolute Chad otherwise known as a very cool person that is very annoying when you first meet but once you get to know is very awesome and cool who gets to many girls who is sick and likes the little things in life and loves ramen and also does not have parents
by spaceboyblue12 April 22, 2022

National Orphan Day:
Famous People:
1. Jayden C Batts
2. Katy Perry
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Brian Kelly
5. Bob Knight
Famous People:
1. Jayden C Batts
2. Katy Perry
3. Pablo Picasso
4. Brian Kelly
5. Bob Knight
by FlahPeanuts June 2, 2022

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

by SapXD June 2, 2022

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
