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burger titties

Breast that have succumbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger.
Niagra (a.k.a. Big Mandy a.k.a. Splat Pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger titties such as sauteed onions, Cool Whip, and of course, cheese whiz.
by OG Crandall Vanwinkle July 2, 2010
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Titty Residue

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.
"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."
by Griker November 5, 2004
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Titties on the Glass

-exclamatory phrase
1) awesome; expressive of excitement
2) relating an event to the greatness of the image of breasts pressed up against glass
3) expansion of the acronym "TOTG"
Frank: Hey, Subway serves breakfast now.
Corey: Titties on the glass!

Joe: hey wnt to get sbwy tnght? lolz
Corey: totg!
by JFost December 14, 2010
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titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.
this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.
by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009
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Titty Tornado

Whenever you walk into a crazy party, and there are tons of girls with huge tits just flying all over the place!
Guy 1: "I was at the riots last night, and it was a fucking titty tornado!"

Guy 2: "I love titty tornadoes"
by Let's Rage Clothing June 16, 2011
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Titty in the middle

A bar game that traces its origin to Edinburgh. To be more exact, the game originated in Whistlebinkies bar, located just off the Royal Mile.

To play the game, you must place a pint glass in the middle of a table and have contestants sit around said table. You must use an sticky tit which can be acquired from bathroom vending machines alongside condoms and inflatable sheep. Contestants must then toss the tit to the ceiling, allowing it to deflect off the ceiling and land in the pint glass. If you fail to do so, the person next to you has a go, and so on until a person wins. The winner then has his/her name written on a pint glass with nail polish.

If the tit lands on the rim of the pint glass (a rim job), the person who made that throw gets to try again.
Rough shift, who’s up for Titty in the Middle?
by Barnabeast98 August 22, 2022
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Avenue of the Titties

Only acceptable when said like Rick James, Avenue of the Titties is another term for Avenue of the Cities, a major thoroughfare located in Moline, IL.
The exit for Avenue of the Titties is coming up in one mile.
by J-Rock69 December 16, 2011
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