floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Floor Screamer

The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.

Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.

by iTzJSw4g September 13, 2011

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012

wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

by prepstar July 8, 2014

d floor

the dance floor, where people dance at parties

yo did you see that guys moves on the d floor last night?

by frexxx November 2, 2008

floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore!

by Jay September 15, 2003

13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac August 8, 2008