grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.

Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...

by MamaStella January 29, 2018

playoff eyebrows

When you can't grow a playoff beard, in support of your favorite NHL team

What is up with Megan's new look? She is growing playoff eyebrows in support of the Hurricanes Stanley Cup run

by rnnrdad April 22, 2023

eats eyebrows

an eats eybrowse akhdak is samoner who licks lariola toe cheese and is pagnita. my fried urdadispergint has very amazdig defenitio for pagit, yo blow up like baboon. is a furri and has a kawaii fursuit. is a proffesional griddy-er AND is a mod on an amazibg discoed servera.

*eats eyebrows*

by uwuslayqueenyas August 30, 2023

Tayler Foxes Eyebrows

Tayler Foxes Eyebrows are usually very fucked up and weird, they are almost non existent, a wee little lad name Tristan Hitchcock makes fun of these eyebrows it’s hilarious.
#swag #beast #yolo

Will: Bro Tristan Tayler Foxes Eyebrows are so fucked up.
Tristan(Me): Yeah will I know.

by Tristan was here April 22, 2019

eyebrow gang

you wiggle your eyebrows like a worm

you doing the eyebrow gang

by McDonaldsIsCool February 25, 2019

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.

“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows”

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

by Chikitits July 3, 2021