Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)

Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.

by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015

Nutella Kiss

When you eat an unwashed booty and get fecal matter on your mouth, so you violently kiss them on the mouth as revenge for their poor hygiene.

Brad: "I was eating Karen's booty yesterday when I realized I had some fudgy goodness on my mouth so I gave her a nutella kiss as payback!"
Steve: "Serves her right!"

by Floppy Snack Pack August 15, 2015

nutella shower

When Bricky fills your shower with nutella and rubs your nipples with the nutella while you say fist me daddy

I wish bricky came to my house with nutella and gave me a nutella shower

by Kappas Pride August 28, 2015

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Numble

To eat bland food, so boring it is numbing.

Numbles through my dinner.

by GodOfMatureCheddar July 25, 2017

nutella pinhammer

The act of shitting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.

Howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.

by Schudenbacher July 25, 2017

nutellarize

The act of spreading Nutella onto your toast, crepe, pancake, etc.

Yo can you pass me the Nutella? I gotta nutellarize this slice of toast.

by Masterice November 6, 2017