noobslap

To slap someone and call them a noob.

"My sister's boyfriend is such a noob." "Then noobslap him."

by FunkRenegade September 21, 2005

NooglePuffer

a short blonde girl......

that nooglepuffer was walking down my street........

by adam Benker November 21, 2006

noog

A robot voiced fag that uses too many buzz words trying to sound intelligent.

The noog man says: The scope of this project is verbose. Let's touch base later about action items.

by some young guy April 12, 2005

Noogie

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

Noog

A part of the males lower extremities used for the "mating" purposes and adult pleasure. Also relates to the "chode" region of the body. Usually associated with a smaller size "tally wacker". Approach these areas with extreme caution.

My that is a small noog you have there. Or, my what a hairy noog.

by Jacob P. James September 7, 2003

i pwn noobs

A phrase used by people who feel the need to point out that they can defeat players that almost anybody else playing the game in question can, possibly to try and hide the fact that they may also be noobs themselves.

The only person that could not pwn a noob is another noob, if you find it necessary to state "i pwn noobs" then you must suck pretty badly.

by Mienaikage February 7, 2009

Nooger

The act of putting an object on your lap to cover up a boner.

I tried pulling a nooger last night while watching a movie with my girlfriend.

by Michael Litterous June 9, 2013