noobscrub

A friendly, slightly derogatory term used to tease someone who is inexperienced or makes a rookie mistake, especially, but not exclusively, while playing video games.

I can't you believe you messed up on that! What a noobscrub!

by waddlehi May 18, 2018

Nobsworth

Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.

The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth

by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018

nobber lads

Some lads

Nobber lads are some lads

by Nonce November 2, 2018

Nobbing

When you have a bad day at work, you take home a photo of your boss.

Fire up a pornado and ejaculate on to the photo.

That clown drove me so stupid I took home their photo, fired up the pornado and left them with a forehead of nobbing

by Wingaz November 7, 2019

Nobscussett

A loose definition that describes a breast. A nobscussett can refer to the whole boob, just the nipple, or a small boob that resembles that of a nub. Truly is up to interpretation

Ellie saw Danie’s nobscussett slip out of her bathing suit, mistaking it for a mosquito bite.

by Geddm June 9, 2020

Nobbery

When a guy has acted like a complete Nob.

That was a nobbery of a situation Jeff!

by JustLeahh July 5, 2021

Nobus

It means Yes in nolanese

Me: how much do you want to go to the re-enactment

nolan: NOBUS!!!!!!!!!

by BreadWoman March 23, 2022