ninja tuna

Originally one of the songs featured in Windows Media Player, this term has evolved to mean a good friend of yours, or a "white nigga." Black people are forbidden from using this term. It is strictly used by an elite class of caucasion friends.

Dave: What you up to ninja tuna?

Brian: Nothing just got done jerkin it.

ninja tuna by PweekOnYou November 9, 2013

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Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

Fruit Ninja by Hexagram July 7, 2012

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UPS Ninja

Fast, silent, and deadly. He has the guise of a normal UPS man, but in reality he is a ninja. It is rare to catch a glimpse of him as he stealthily drops packages on the doorsteps of victims everywhere.

I was struck by the UPS Ninja today... I never even saw him coming.

UPS Ninja by BooJoh August 6, 2004

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scrap ninja

A scrap ninja is a junk metal collector who comes the evening before the garbage gets picked up but grabs the scrap metal, silently, and likely within the 5 minutes it took you to bring it out to the curb and walk back to your garage.

Wife: Did you take that aluminum awning out to the curb?

Husband: Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Why?

Wife: <peering out the window at the curb> It's not there. Are you sure you took it out?

Husband: <also peering out the window at the curb> Scrap ninja must have grabbed it.

scrap ninja by Ben Chott October 14, 2009