Nintendo fanboy

Someone who defends Nintendo as if it was his girlfriend.

A person who does not listen to reason and does not shut up about how great Nintendo is when their are in fact bad things about the system.

Yells and cries and throws a HUGE fuss and probibly writes a ten page temper tantrum when somebody simply writes; "Nintendo sucks".

Thinks he's a badass and tries to put down other consoles by posting a bunch of garbage about PS2, XBOX, PSP, etc. When in fact he has no clue what he's talking about and gets mad when people tell him that.

Tries to convince others that Nintendo is better...which shows that this person has NO life whatsoever.

An all around fucking idiot who deserves to have his internet connection taken away from him forver.

XBOX & PS2 SUCKS! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES LIKE HALO 1 & 2, GTA 3-SA, SILENT HILL 1-4, HALF LIFE 1 & 2, MGS 2 & 3, FINAL FANTASY 7-11, MAX PAYNE 1 & 2, DEVIL MAY CRY, FABLE, FATAL FRAME, DARK CLOUD 1 & 2 AND OTHER GAMES LIKE THAT WHEN NINTENDO'S GAMES ARE 5 TRILLION BILLION MILLION TIMES BETTER! STFU, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! GC DOESN'T NEED A DVD PLAYER! DVD PLAYERS SUCK ANYWAYS! WHO CARES ABOUT ONLINE? I DON'T! IF YOU DON'T LIKE NINTENDO, YOU'RE A STUPID FACE!!!

This is all we see when Nintendo fanboys decide to type.

by Death to fanboys January 3, 2005

Nintendoitis

Nintendoitis (noun) This condition usually occurs after you've played a console game too long. But was prominent with the original Nintendo Entertainment System back in 1985 with the original box controller. After many long hours of gameplay be it Zelda, Mario or Contra or whatever game you were playing, you would begin to feel pain in your thumbs and it would work its way up throughout your hand. But you usually wouldn't stop playing because you wanted to beat the game. But this condition can still occur with just about any game console controller.

Sam: Yo man I'm going to beat this PS3 game.
Tony: Ok I'll go watch a movie.
*three or four hours pass by Tony walks back into the room seeing Sam still at it.*
Tony: So how much further do you have to go in the game?
Sam: I'm almost finished but I'm developing a bad case of Nintendoitis.

by Vidorin July 4, 2008

Nintendo Finger

you were born before the 90's you played the original nintendo and women love it when you finger them

Man that nintendo finger seemed like a mod

by thundr cats hoo October 13, 2009

Nintendo'd

A situation in which a video game (usually produced by Nintendo) leaves you in a state of being unable to survive, complete a level, or interact with the game, usually resulting from a bug in the game's software. This state is known for being most common in old NES games, such as Super Mario Bros. 2 and Metroid.

When I jumped into that wall in Super Mario, I got Nintendo'd because I couldn't get out of it and had to restart the game.

by Alex Rydian July 23, 2013

reset the nintendo

Usually used after a failed attempt at something. The act of recalibrating and and trying again.

"Wow that was a pretty big fail. I think I need to reset the nintendo and try again."

by jobringer June 5, 2009

Nintendo

Only insulted by those who dont understand their history, innovation or excellence, Nintendo is making a comback in the present time (2006). They started out as a japenses card maing company 100 yrs ago, asd ar enow one of the three giants of trhe gaming world. The predjudice against them are mainly they are a kiddy console or that they arnt very good. THis is rubbish. Nintendo are beating Microsoft and in some cxases Sony in the he gaming market. THis is coming from a SOLELY gaming compmany going head to head against HUGE corperations, with extra-curiccular money spinners. Nintendo will endure and release the best games. Fact. Nintendo have never ripped off. This is impossible, as 90% of the games people claimed to have been "ripped off" have been made AFTER the nintendo ones. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! Nintendo are quaality over quantity and any arguemtn against them will be won. Nintendo invented 90% of the technology and inovations in todays gaming market. We take on allcomers. Fact.

Microsoft: haha look at our new wireless joypad with a d-pad and everything!!! OMG why are you ripping of Halo with Goldeneye and Metriod??
Nintendo: *sigh*

by Flava April 10, 2006

Nintendo Fan

One who has strong resolve. A resilient person, a nintendo fan has suffered from a lack of good adult games for the GCN. They are forced to sit back and watch silently as PS2 fans and XBOX fans laugh in their face with their Halo and Fatal Frame and Devil May Cry games. But nonetheless the Nintendo fan remains strong, taking comfort in Mario's fireballs and Samus's Varia Suit. Because, by god, they believe in the original, the roots of gaming. And without our roots, what are we? Long live the Nintendo fan. Be proud of what you are, for even in these dark days, there still is hope.

PS2phaggXBOX1256: NINTENDO SUX XD !!!! ROFLCAKES XD!
NintendoFan345: Yes, I know that Nintendo has no strong adult games. (besides Killer 7 and Resident Evil 4) But I'm still damn proud to be a Nintendo Fan.

by PikaFan157 July 20, 2006