Napoleon

A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia

Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...

by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008

Napoleon Wanker

An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.

You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!

by CaptainQwark January 5, 2005

napoleon complex

A backwoods term for a short white man who acts black, i.e. "Wigger". Napoleon complex (also Napoleon syndrome) describes a type of inferiority complex suffered by caucasian men who are short and/or suffer from erectile dysfunction. Characteristics include lying to inflate importance i.e. "I have a red corvette. It's in the shop right now.", sporting the "bling", recording rap songs, and using a "street name" on the internet i.e. "Quad XXX", "QuadrupleX", Eminem, Vanilla Ice.

Shit mang, that wigga is 4ft tall and said he bangs ho's like Brianna Banks. He gots da napoleon complex.

by Joseph Fanning November 6, 2006

Appleton

Red-neck country. Hill-billy land. In the middle of no where (Maine). Filled to the brim with sketchy people. Everywhere you turn there's some extremely white person breathing down your back. They're un-escapable in that area. There are a bunch of bitches that think they are the shit, but they are just fucking little whores.

Dude wanna go down to Appleton for the day?

No way man Appleton is red-neck territory.

by Ciara Bitgood and Valerie Mann March 28, 2011

napoleon dynamite

A movie that was an indie-flick. For about ten seconds after its release. Then everybody and there stupid prep brother saw it and immediatly started overrquoting/misquoting it. Now every prep or emo pretends to be deep and relate to the movie. This movie was stolen from the indie kids! Its our movie bitches!

prep:Did you see Napoleon Dynamite 16 yet.
emo:ya that movie was so deep, i like cried for eight hours.
anyindiekidinU.S.A:both of you stfu that was originally an indie flick and you both fuckin know it.
emo:oh man (cries)

by zack novark October 29, 2006

napoleon dynamite

a good movie that isnt funny after the second time that has absoutley no plot

"Tina you fat lard! Come and eat!"
"Aww but my lips hurt real bad!"

by um...no comment January 13, 2005

Napoleoned

When a short guy takes over a girl's personal space to regale her with stories of his salary, car, or whatever else he is using to compensate for his size.

Short Guy: So I drive a fast car, make a shit-ton of money, and I run things at work? Wouldn't you like to bone?

Girl (to herself): Oh no! I've been Napoleoned!

by Old Indy May 9, 2008