Smart hoe

A smart hoe is someone who, if they dedicated themselves to work or academics, could naturally thrive, but has instead chosen a life of hoedom.

“Yeah, people underestimate Becky, but she’s a smart hoe.”

“I feel.”

by Sammy the Seahawk January 17, 2019

super-smart

a nicer way of saying someones a nerd.

taylor:"oi katie, whats the answer for this one?
katie:its 194, i worked it out without my calculator.
taylor: gosh man, not everyones super-smart like you.
nerdsmart

by retardeddd:) May 18, 2009

The Big Smart

Much like The Big Think, but not.

math *exists*
Gamer Ross: "The answer is 69420"
Gamer Ross' Friends: "OMG you are The Big Smart!"

by Dr. Awsum April 27, 2021

Connor Smart

A mad curry eating edgar, he doesn't know when to shut up and be quiet, loves to buy rep clothing and say its real. He's mad goofy and goes for younger then him.

(paige)

see that little 8 year old girl, connor smart is gonna rizz her up

by The koby lover June 27, 2023

Scary Smart

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

by Katmeow57 June 18, 2018

google-smart

(adj) Someone who inherits most or all of their knowledge from the Internet or smartphone as opposed to going to school, reading hard-copy books, or doing actual research in a library. Also referred to as Internet-smart.

Our younger generation has become google-smart... more dependent on their smartphones and less inclined to use their minds to come to a conclusion.

by wordyNwise June 5, 2017

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014