Shwatting the nerf

Whilst being asked lots of questions

by her children, Mum would often use this answer "I'm shwatting my nerf", which meant she was busy doing nothing.

Gill Coop of Warwickshire.

"What are up to Mum / Granny" asked the children.
I'm "Shwatting the nerf" she replied.

by Derrick & Brian Coop December 19, 2023

peter-nerf

A poopy head, not a nice person..someone who is sassy to his or her parents or guardians.

WoW!!!! i can not believe you called your mom a moron and then didnt take out the trash! your such a peter-nerf

by The secret ninja cat ladyy June 20, 2010

Nerf Battle

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 11, 2018

Nerf

A toy brand by Hasbro that sells multiple versions of the same mechanism for different prices. Nerf makes dart blasters that sometimes are really good but mostly horrifying to look at

Dude, I just got a frikkin nerf gun!
Pfft use airsoft N00B

by dontmindmejuststealingyourmeme February 22, 2017

Nerf

For little pussies that don't want to be hit with an airsoft bb and instead fling foam.

Hey you want the play airsoft instead of the fucking gay Nerf shit.

by PoperlichkingGerila April 16, 2019

Nerf

Fortnites way to prove that there game sucks

Calvin: did you hear that there was a nerf on the mech

Nick: fortnite is trash anyway

by ALWAYSAHITMARKER April 12, 2020

Nerf

Usually Relating to A level or character in a video game;To weaken or to make easier

Not many people could have beaten the last level so they had to Nerf it

by Krispywitch235 March 19, 2017