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The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
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Get the NASCAR Dads mug.A sport that was formed in 1948. NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. There are tracks across the country of the United States. The two main types of tracks are Circle tracks and Road courses (there aren't just circle tracks, you know). The season starts off with the Daytona 500, as the biggest race in NASCAR. NASCAR has three main leagues: The Sprint Cup Series (which is the more famous), the Nationwide Series, and the Camping World series, where the drivers race trucks instead of cars. In the Sprint Cup Series, there are 43 drivers per race over a given number of laps based on how many miles the race is (Daytona 500 means 500 miles).
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A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.
A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.
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When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.
woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.
Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.
Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.
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