My life

A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it

Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke

by Bitches love long words May 12, 2018

My life

shit

my life is shit

by drtjdtyjdtyj November 18, 2018

My life

It fucking sucks

Man: hey how are you? How’s life?

Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ

Woman: My life is good how about you

Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE

by The memeing of life January 8, 2019

My Life

A fucking joke .

Wow My life sucks

by I need help thankyou May 29, 2019

put my life on the line

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.

If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

by Bronze Scurbe December 5, 2016

The Radio Saved My Life

When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."

I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.

by Narfers August 15, 2010

how sad my life

When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing

You: Dude, how sad my life

Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing

by Boochu September 16, 2016