Mution

Something that can be - stupid, uncool, unfortunate, bad, unlucky.

(in reference to a pop quiz) Man, that's so mution.

by not funny haha, funny peculiar September 22, 2005

Murton

An adorable, small sized cat. Most often piebald, very smart, and affectionate.

My murton is way cuter than yours...with his fuzzy little ears, and his floofy tail

by Notamillenial January 1, 2019

muttonsqueezer

A muttonsqueezer is an unfortunate soul with no smoobies to caress.

"Lookie yonder at that there muttonsqueezer! Poor sap musta 'aint got no smoobies to put a clutch on!"

by MMarc0 February 11, 2005

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003