A mustache making a feeble attempt at appearing, but , somehow, it's still there. Pretty funny, actually.
by Plutogoespop February 5, 2010
Get the Chad mustachemug. A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.
"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."
by 563er April 3, 2009
Get the Chicago Mustachemug. The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.
Got milf?
Got milf?
by BarryB. September 19, 2009
Get the milf mustachemug. John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."
by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015
Get the Dirty Mustachemug. A party for homosexuals.
by Seth Pommerantz May 23, 2008
Get the mustache partymug. A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon July 30, 2008
Get the Montezuma's Mustachemug. The particles of shit crumbs and ass matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o'jizz on a whore's upper lip after someone farts in her face.
by AmyKristinaChuck February 4, 2008
Get the dusty mustachemug.