cock munch

1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.

1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.

by ollie bum fucker February 21, 2004

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.

"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"

by cal.lancey April 9, 2023

Munched out

The last step of the munchies.

Steps of the munchies
1. Aquire the munchies
2. Munch out
3. Being to full to eat anymore aka. "Munched Out"

by lol378490 October 21, 2014

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016