cock munch

1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.

1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.

by ollie bum fucker February 21, 2004

munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

by chovasie January 13, 2009

monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

by Steve August 28, 2003

munch nugget

Breastfeeding baby that eats constantly. may keep you up all night demanding to eat. Also wants to eat every thing in sight.

Okay you little munch nugget, I am awake now.

The little munch nugget kept me up all night eating.

Look at that munch nugget go!

by foodsource July 11, 2009

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

by biznitches IV April 13, 2010

Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010