Grand rapids, michigan

a really cool town in western michigan, home to the Gerald Ford Museum.

Dude Grand rapids, michigan is sickkkk reallly cool people are born/live there!

by yourmommalops April 8, 2009

Michigan Wolverines

A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.

Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.

by Gman4lifecali November 22, 2010

Central Michigan University

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

the munchies

The intense hunger after smokin some weed

Hmmmm smoked some Mary jane I got the muchies

by AC September 16, 2003

Michigander

1) An awesome person.

2) A sane person who doesn't go crazy when a single snowflake hits the ground.

3) Someone with enough common sense to use an umbrella when it's raining.

4) A person who pronounces things right and uses the right terminology.

1) "Look, isn't she amazing? I wanna be just like her!"
"I know...She must be a Michigander! Damn, I wish I was a Michigander."

2) "Oh look, there's 5 inches of snow on the ground. I'll just drive to work at my normal pace of 60 mph."

3) "Damn, I'm getting all wet."
"You should use an umbrella like Michiganders do."
"That's a great idea!"

4) RIGHT = Oh-ree-gahn; WRONG = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT = pop; WRONG = soda, sodapop, or anything else
RIGHT = pronounceation; WRONG = pronunciation
RIGHT = nuke-yuller; WRONG = nuclear
etc, etc, etc

by <3 You Know You Love Me <3 July 24, 2009

Crunchy Munchies

When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”

Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual

by xovro June 30, 2018

Fruitport, Michigan

A place where not too much happens. Widely known for their State champion volleyball teams. Rumors spread like wild fire, and everyone knows your business. Most people stay there whole lives if they grew up here. Highlights and events throughout the year include Friday night football, partying, kicking the Lakers asses, and old fashion days.

Fruitport, Michigan is a nice place to raise a family.

by suck mike hawk March 8, 2011