Muffler

When someone is tossing your salad and you fart in their mouth.

Then say: "Boom... Muffler!"

by dspinner January 24, 2005

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

muffler

(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.

ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.

by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005

miffer

When you hear a hilarious story that end into a nasty ending, you use miffer.

1-One day I got da flu ... and I vomit in the yard.

2-Really?

3-yep, and then I cleaned it with my shirt.

4-miffer :P

by bickerbad May 12, 2009

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

murfer

to be raped and then murdered.

o shyt amber i didnt know you got half-murfered!

by siflandollyrock September 11, 2004

Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019