massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017

massai

A good guy

Massai is cool

by TimmyThiccAF May 7, 2018

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Messagepocalypse

Steve Job's answer to the eternal question of whether it is Textastrophe or Textmergency

"YOU FOOLS! When you send a message to the wrong recipient and it accidentally destroys your entire life it's called a MESSAGEPOCALYPSE"
"Get out of here Steve Jobs"

by ThassaBruhMoment June 23, 2020

texticular message

a message by text

a text message basically but texticular sounds funnier.

Nicole: Have you invited Wilbur yet?
John: No. I am giving him a texticular message presently.

by nicoleeeuuhh April 6, 2008

Dickture Message

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.

Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross

by zac archer April 18, 2010

Flemish massage beast

A skilled manpape masseuse.

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.

by iam3toed April 18, 2011