Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.

Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.

by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019

mosacka

Another way of saying "mother fucker" in lazy street vernacular.

"The next card is rized, mosacka!!"

by joeydotcom February 23, 2005

Mohammedrafiq

Mohammedrafiq is a way for muslim to name the first childs name more unique.Mohammedrafiq is normally very boring very smart and probaly a nerd. They are very quite and do homework for fun.

"You should really stop being a Mohammedrafiq"

by Ur BesT FreInd June 3, 2021

mohammed

A perfect human being with a great sense of humour . He can easily become one of ur closest friends . Handsome , funny , kind and an amazing friend . You can trust him with anything and he'll always cheer you up when you're down . Always there for his friends , looks great with and without glasses , has an amazing personality with the most loving heart . Who doesn't miss Mohammed when he's not around?? Absolutely no one

PERSON 1: that boy is so awesome
PERSON 2: i wonder if his name is Mohammed

by sarah's soulmate March 6, 2022

Mohammed.

Mohammed is a sexiest and hottest man that you will ever meet. He is usually a savage and is very buff. If you try to roast him it will not go good for you. TRUST ME!!!!!

I really wish I was mohammed.

by Tipicallolz January 10, 2018

mosaic

used to define the generation born between 1984 and 2002; the generation following generation X. This term is used widely by Evangelical Christians... it describes the generations interest in all 5 senses and because they are "very mosaic in every aspect of their life," according to Christian author George Barna. This generation doesn't really have any defining attribute like previous generations, which furthur reinforces the term mosaic.

Since I was born in 1985, I am a part of the diverse mosaic generation that will have to take care of the Baby Boomers in their old age.

by DeJo November 7, 2007

mohammed

a boy or man that is a jerk , he fuck with people's feelings and think he is that guy oh no boy , he is also a person who is bisexual and don't show his feelings that much

he is also a very shy , nurdy person who wears glasses most of the time

he is also a person who is not smart but out of 10% mohammed's are very smart but not most of them

mohammed is a "jerk"

mohammed is "stupid"

by the_baddest56 November 22, 2021