Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

by RIPYoda October 4, 2010

child molester

Literally me

I am a child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

by I’mgaylol March 24, 2018

Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.

Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

by tom--> e August 28, 2007

Moopster

A girl who is all around moopy, derived in massachusetts.

Mary is the moopster.

by B-rad r March 29, 2009

molesturbation

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009