money

That which allows one to obtain alcohol.

"I just got paid money! Now I can obtain a dump truck of tequila!"

by Outrigger May 23, 2007

money

1. Currency used to purchase goods.

2. A Successful basket attempt in the sport of basketball.

1. How much money you got?

2. This next shot is money, holmes.

by Johnyblaze December 30, 2005

No money

No money is something that happens when you know a Jacob that likes tractors for free.

I had no money because I knew a Jacob.

by Chip karter September 5, 2020

money

Something all Jews want.

SHIT! A hebe! Hide yo money!

by That One Guy With no Friends May 23, 2018

money

Something that can't buy us happiness, but we'd be a lot more miserable without...

Thank god I have money to pay off my bills and taxes!

by Sailant Shadows June 11, 2009

money

Human version of quatloos.

Money shouldn't exist.

by SHiNKiROU September 9, 2010

money

You are going to learn one day that one is worthless in this world without money even if one is the greatest person.

Love, humanity and hard work do not help you become that person.

They are inventions by the priests and politicians who want Your money.

Money makes you that person.

Fools have friends. The wise have money.

by pray to your worms October 20, 2017