by Im_Tania January 2, 2021
Get the MonstaXsexual mug.see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011
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Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.
by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011
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"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"
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"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"
"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"
by mrtom1 January 9, 2012
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Not surprised everybody is telling me you're such a youssef Mostafa ghallab
Not surprised everybody is telling me you're such a youssef Mostafa ghallab
by Ghallaninho June 2, 2018
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