Mountain Dew

Said to be the sweat of God himself, bottled on the seventh day while he rested after the creation of the universe. This glorious beverage was given to an un-named prophet to be made available for all people of all races. This "nectar of God" is now distibuted to all who wish to feel the rejuvinating effect of ingesting this beverage through various supermarkets, gas stations, vending machines and Taco Bell. Also known as Amazing

Drink Mountain Dew and you'll discover what's inside quenches like no other.

by DOMitus Prime November 21, 2006

Mountain Dewbra

A combination of Mountain Dew and Dubra vodka. Invented in Hanks Hall at UConn by Chris. Suprisingly delicious at an affordable price to college students

Mountain Dewbra is da shit

by Uconn2oo9 September 16, 2008

mountain butt

A large muscular butt. Found mostly in mountainous regions as a result of walking in the mountains, but could also be achieved by working out the glutios maximus. Pertains to the curve coming down the back to the ass that sticks out far enough to rest a drink on it. Does not pertain to hips.

Look at the mountain butt on that chick!!!

by Mike Feig January 9, 2007

mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

by jrw April 28, 2005

Mountain Boner

noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.

The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.

by kseng14 September 29, 2009

Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

Mountain Dew-shBag

An incompetent redneck will only drink beverages such as Budweiser, Cherry Coke, and mainly Mountain Dew. These rednecks tend to be blatantly drunk at any given time, but simultaneously energized by caffeine from energy drinks and of course, Mountain Dew.

Redneck: Whew, go Jeff Gordon!
Civilian: Damn they're annoying
Redneck: Cletus go grab me another six pack of Dew
Civilian 2: Yea, Mountain Dew-shBags too.

by mr.0wl November 22, 2010