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Idiot Mitten

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.
Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"
by Master N May 16, 2006
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awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
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matted

1) Someone is ugly is matted
2) Someone who has done something that is sick in the gross sense
3) Something that is nasty, dirty or filthy
1) She is matted
2) Daz: "Gaz got his cock out and put in on my shoulder"
Steve: "Gaz is Matted"
3) I hate picking hair out of drains it's matted
by AjP January 18, 2006
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matted

To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.
I wanted to arrange the game but he just matted me.
Oh god I'm so matted.
by fluff June 5, 2004
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matted

when a coworker named matt drops a project on you close to 5 o'clock extending your fucking day by hours
Dude, couldn't make it to your party cuz I got fucken matted.
by MasterChief_LolLolLolLol February 3, 2009
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minted like bananas

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas
by chlo January 24, 2005
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Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"
Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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