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michael guy chislett

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
by notgivingmyrealnamedumbasses September 30, 2007
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Michael Bay

1. A person who is incapable of complex and/or abstract thought, and focuses on pure visual and tactile stimulation.
2. A movie director who, in order to appreciate his dumb shock and awe style, you must either be stupid enough to think on his level or smart enough not to care how intellectual a movie about robots and explosions is.
1. He never talks about anything other than sex and explosions. That guy is such a Michael Bay!
2. My pre-schooler thinks on a higher level than Michael Bay.
by Ciano December 25, 2007
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Michaela

The most small and fragile creature to step upon the earth and with a voice of an angel she talks and sleeps with harmony while the sun sparkles on her beautiful face but in the night she can be wild with a never ending volume to her voice.
"Hey did you see michaela today she was so amazing the way she looked and everything about her"
"Hey did you see michaela last night she was wild but in the best way like all michaela's"
by Cuteness overload April 26, 2015
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michael stipe

Lead singer of the rockband REM. His obscure and cryptic lyrics, along with his weird personality and particular voice, played a big part in the huge success of the band.
What was Michael thinking when he wrote this?
by Turbodent December 19, 2004
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Michael Bay Film

A film genre popularized by film director Michael Bay, and his Transformers films.

A Michael Bay Film typically consists of over-the-top action, a weak story (usually with plot-holes), and a hot girl.
Guy 1: Did you see that new movie, Transformers?

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definitely a Michael Bay Film.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy2: A bad story, cool special effects and action, and Megan Fox.
by ahriik March 14, 2011
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The Michael Clayton

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.
Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."
by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008
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Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.
Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?
by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022
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