Mexican Tubesock 

When you shove a taco inside a tubesock and shove it up the womans vagina. Then gets an 18 inch dildo and proceeds to ram it up her vagina and smash the taco. After this you remove the taco and eat it.

Have you ever tried a mexican tubesock?

Mexican Tubesock by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017

Mexican Tickler 

A guy who sucks on another guys nutsack, while brushing his chin around that guys asshole and gets shit all over it.

He said my Mexican Ticklers were givin him a rash, so I had to shave.

Mexican Tickler by KronosW July 24, 2008

mexican tan 

The tan one acquires after wearing a surgical/paint mask while tanning in Mexico.

Barb came back with a large white spot on her face, she must have gotten a Mexican tan.

mexican tan by ry07 May 1, 2009

Mexican Triangle 

In the UK, when three cars pull up to a three exited mini roundabout simultaneously, everyone has to give way to the car on the right thus resulting in all three cars remaining stationary wondering who should go first. Usually ended by the more confident of the three saying "sod it, me first".

John, Lisa and bob arrived at the forest road mini roundabout at the same time and was locked momentarily in a mexican triangle until lisa (who was in a hurry) decided to go first.

Mexican Triangle by Spoons McPhearson December 17, 2009

mexican tooth ache 

stomach ache, comparable to Montezuma's revenge

after eating that fried chicken last night, I got a really bad Mexican Tooth Ache!

mexican tooth ache by youarenotthefather November 2, 2004

mexican tissue 

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

mexican tissue by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, you cover her ugly cum covered face with a sombrero.

I always keep a sombrero nearby in case I need to give her the mexican timeout.

Mexican Timeout by IWATCUECIW November 18, 2012