'Is that directed at me, meaning I am weird but I can't admit it? stfu man, im perfectly normal ...'
'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'
FULLY MERKED.
'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'
FULLY MERKED.
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Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?
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by omfgmatty January 23, 2007
Get the merkin mug.Formally known as Merkin Men's Club, U.S.A. the group consists of several chapters, mainly across America and is dedicated to educating the youth on the importance of wearing fake pubic hair.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
Started by Leonord Plotz, of Canarsie, NY in 1975, the group has grown to over ten thousand members worldwide, and has its largest membership in Austin, Texas.
Merkin Men's Club has received opposition from several local and state governments on its highly controversial standards, including requiring any new member to shave off their pubic hair and eat it in front of the active membership.
"Principal Edwards, you have to keep the Merkin Men's Club off our school grounds!"
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
"There's nothing I can do. They have as just a right to educate our kids as the sex and drug counselors do."
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by smoothwitwords April 8, 2011
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