Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011

Mexican Muzzleloader

When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

mark: did you hit it?
Steve: yea bro she let me do a mexican muzzleloader

mark: hell yea!

by Themanalive November 7, 2011

Mexican Hotdog

A hotdog served on a warm bun, topped with ketchup, honey mustard, relish, mayo, pickles, tomatoes, jalepenos and onion. This dish was ovecoarse created authentically be Mexicans.
Also any hotdog with many condiments on it.

Man, that mexican hotdog had everything on it!

by Headladn June 27, 2014

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

Mexican Staring Frog

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...

by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007

mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006

Mexican Mating Call

Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.

Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.

by fencedefender October 28, 2010