Merlin

Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.

1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.

2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.

by Merlin maker March 31, 2013

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 30, 2006

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Merlino

A person exhibiting Xtreme Jew qualities

Person 1: Wheres Jeremy?
Person 2: Oh,out reading the Torah
Person 3: That little Merlino!

by Briguy12 December 15, 2006

Mergiful

The act allowing a person to merge as in a traffic situation when said person is in jam and cannot continue along a path. Bestowing mercy in a traffic conundrum.

Allison did not see the signs to merge on the freeway, so she was hoping someone would be mergiful and let her in. Chris was a mensch and was always mergiful in his driving.

by kleetus_chris January 8, 2010

Merkinstock

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

circus merkin

A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."

Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.

by Crackers the Clown July 10, 2005